The English Charlemagne: A Plantagenet-Capet TL

September 14, 1307, Gisors, Normandy

"You can't arrest me! What are my charges?" I looked at the terrified and prideful templar. "By order of the king of France, the entire order of the Knights Templar is charged with heresy!" I announced with pure anger, already the Knights Templar I owed them money from a bad loan but now with the king joining me here I could be free from this despised order. "Take him away!" I shouted at the bailiffs as they escorted the devastated templar. I whispered in his ear just to spite him, "If it wasn't for the king's specific orders, I would have killed you." I watched him with a look of pure anger against the man as those words had broken him.

"What is the meaning of this? King of France! You can not arrest the Knights Templar for heresy without my approval!" I yelled at the king. Philip merely raised his sceptre and the guards approached me as the king walked towards me. "If you have a problem in me, conducting heresy trials you can consult your predecessor, your Holiness." Philip whispered with a low growl. I shivered in fear, the last pope was assassinated by thugs, now he told me that he ordered the killing. "You are going to issue a papal bull ordering the arrest of all of these Knights Templars and to have their lands confiscated by their respective kings for the church." Philip continued never wavering in his fear-inducing tone. I shook and nodded before cheekily replying, "You just want to get rid of your debt to my order of knights." I replied in as stern of a voice I can muster. "Well, your holiness if you are so clever, then you better do as I ask or." He raised his sceptre and the guards took only two paces closer to me and I paled at the realization, "I will have to dumb down your cleverness." Philip finished.

I walked down towards the dungeons, in sat the man, grandmaster of the order: Jacques de Molay. He only mediated in his cell as I called upon the torturers and guards. "Has he said anything?" I asked, "No, my king." I nodded, "Torture him until we get a confession from him understood?" I sternly ordered, "Yes, my king. Pierre grab the torture instruments." I watched as the torturer ran back in order to get the devices. "By the end of this, Jacques. Your rich and powerful order will be destroyed and in those ashes will my crown shine ever more." I mockingly told the silent grandmaster. As I walked away, I did not realize the praying in latin that was being spoken and the eyes of the grandmaster facing my back.

I watched as the servant approached me, "My lord, the inquisitors have succeeded. We have 139 confessions including those of the grandmaster. All charges have been proven and we are ready to burn these knights at the stake." I looked at the tower in which the knights were imprisoned. "Get it done. Francois, begin to seize the property and assets of the knights in France to compensate for the loss of money we spent on these trials." Francois understood what I meant, and ran off. I watched as 54 knights were escorted to the stake and watched them burn. Finally, I have done it, my debts are gone.

A servant rushed in, "My king! De Molay, and De Chauney!" He was panting and tired. "Speak, servant of the king." I replied. "They recanted their confessions. My king." I smiled, "Burn them at the stake for relapsed heresy immediately." I immediately ordered sending my servants away. "Yes, my king." I couldn't believe it, I had won completely, I immediately walked towards where the pope stood already quite weak and uneasy. "The grandmaster and the Preceptor of Normandy have recanted. You will dissolve their order am I clear?" I threatened, the timid pope silently nodded and I walked away with a cruel smile on my face. "You should join me, in the burning of your precious grandmaster." I ordered.

I sat looking at the pale grandmaster, he was sickly and starved as the guards tied him up to the post. I watched as the king mockingly asked for any last words. Immediately the fire was set underneath Jacques and he calmly stated, "God knows who is wrong and has sinned. Soon a calamity will occur to those who have condemned us to death. My king and his excellency the pope we shall truly see who will ascend to heaven after this for god has already granted me eternal salvation for my sacrifice." Philip laughed at him and I just looked on in sorrow. I walked away from the burning unwillingly to watch it continue.

I looked at the storming rain. It was raining incredibly hard and I watched as the tears fell. Perhaps it was because I could not save the knights templar. Suddenly lightning struck the building and I watched as fire began to spark inside the palace. It began to reach my knees and ankles immediately as I screamed in pain. I looked up as saw Jacques de Molay standing in front of me: "Your holiness, it is time for you to depart. God has called upon your soul to be judged." I begged in fear and asked for repentance. Jacques did not reply as I couldn't breathe and slowly drifted into unconsciousness.

I rode through with my horse to go hunting. It was a cold day for sure but it was certainly a good time to hunt, I crushed the knights templars and my coffers were full once again. I wasn't particularly happy about the fact the pope died within a month after the trial but I didn't die yet and that's what mattered. Suddenly my horse was spooked and I calmed it down and I saw the ghost of Jacques de Molay with the deadliest stare I have ever seen. I blinked and he was gone, but now was not the time to think about hallucinations because my servant called and told me Isabella, my lovely daughter was returning to see me, it would keep me distracted I suppose talking to my daughter about her life in England.


considering that in any case in Otl, even after Philip kindly convinced Clement to accuse of heresy and subsequently decree the dissolution of the Templars, investigations were carried out in the rest of Europe which demonstrated the total innocence of the order, clearly making it clear that the trial in France was a complete farce, even if it should be remembered that the intervention of King Edward II saved numerous knights from certain death, allowing a pass for his French possessions and then for England, perhaps here the situation is enough similar, to be premised on a good part of the French members of the Order to save themselves by finding refuge under the Plantagenet monarch, perhaps on the condition that they undertake a campaign in the Holy Land ( so if they fail they all die, otherwise Philip once again makes a terrible impression on the international ) although technically to be precise, Philip never had Bonifacio VIII killed, he died of natural causes due to the humiliation suffered and subsequent imprisonment, which worsened his health conditions
 
considering that in any case in Otl, even after Philip kindly convinced Clement to accuse of heresy and subsequently decree the dissolution of the Templars, investigations were carried out in the rest of Europe which demonstrated the total innocence of the order, clearly making it clear that the trial in France was a complete farce, even if it should be remembered that the intervention of King Edward II saved numerous knights from certain death, allowing a pass for his French possessions and then for England, perhaps here the situation is enough similar, to be premised on a good part of the French members of the Order to save themselves by finding refuge under the Plantagenet monarch, perhaps on the condition that they undertake a campaign in the Holy Land ( so if they fail they all die, otherwise Philip once again makes a terrible impression on the international ) although technically to be precise, Philip never had Bonifacio VIII killed, he died of natural causes due to the humiliation suffered and subsequent imprisonment, which worsened his health conditions
Creative interpretation/legends believe that Philip had Boniface killed lol, dying in mysterious circumstances in prison has u do that, the entire thing is very OTL though.
 
I don't understand. If the Plantagenets take over, how will this in any way bring renown to the English? They will just be culturally erased under the weight of France. A Plantagenet Charlemagne is just another French Charlemagne.
Also the Plantagenets were not English kings, they were actually kings of England.
Like Victoria was not an Indian Empress...
 
I don't understand. If the Plantagenets take over, how will this in any way bring renown to the English? They will just be culturally erased under the weight of France. A Plantagenet Charlemagne is just another French Charlemagne.
Also the Plantagenets were not English kings, they were actually kings of England.
Like Victoria was not an Indian Empress...


actually the assimilation of the English identity into the French one is a quite probable risk ( given the disparity in numbers, around 13 million versus around 1.5 million ), but considering that such a sovereign will be the undisputed aspiring continental hegemon, it is easier to see the creation of a different cultural identity which rather Capetian France takes inspiration from Franks / Normans or even Romans is that it unites the various nuances present in the kingdom ( including the English one ) after all, this renewed Carolingian kingdom in the making will have great expansionist aspirations in Iberia and HRE ( Italy first and foremost ) so future sovereigns will probably try to promote a new, more inclusive culture, perhaps along the lines of the label that the Arabs and Byzantium gave to the crusaders ( Latins/Ifranji )
 
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I don't understand. If the Plantagenets take over, how will this in any way bring renown to the English? They will just be culturally erased under the weight of France. A Plantagenet Charlemagne is just another French Charlemagne.
Also the Plantagenets were not English kings, they were actually kings of England.
Like Victoria was not an Indian Empress...
Charlemagne was a German speaking barbarian, didn’t stop him from getting appropriated by both the Germans and the French.
 
Charlemagne was a German speaking barbarian, didn’t stop him from getting appropriated by both the Germans and the French.
not German speaking but Germanic speaking, specifically Frankish, which Germans never spoke and it was phased out for French. The only modern people who speak a language related to Frankish are the Netherlanders, as far as I am aware.
And political identity has more to do with the state succession of France being the direct continuation of the Frankish realm, rather than any specific court language which evolved over time.
And due to the split succession shenanegans of the Franks, both Germany and France have a clear line of descent from the common ancestor that was the state of Francia. So it's a bit unfair to say Germans and French "appropriated" Charlemagne
 
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not German speaking but Germanic speaking, specifically Frankish, which Germans never spoke and it was phased out for French. The only modern people who speak a language related to Frankish are the Netherlanders, as far as I am aware.
And political identity has more to do with the state succession of France being the direct continuation of the Frankish realm, rather than any specific court language which evolved over time.
And due to the split succession shenanegans of the Franks, both Germany and France have a clear line of descent from the common ancestor that was the state of Francia. So it's a bit unfair to say Germans and French "appropriated" Charlemagne

Charlemagne was a German speaking barbarian, didn’t stop him from getting appropriated by both the Germans and the French.

I would also add Italy as an indirect daughter of the Carolingian empire, even if I prefer the version that my teacher used at school, that is to think of Charlemagne as the father of Europe, furthermore I hate the term Barbarian in reference to it ( since by doing so, we ignore the fact that for the Romans of the Urbe, who acclaimed him as Caesar ( and over the previous decades awarded him the title of senator and patrician, furthermore, already after the conquest of Pavia in 774, many people saw in Charles a revived Constantine, even people who were not part of his court ), he was not a " simple barbarian ", but rather a individual worthy of the purple and therefore willingly recognized his imperial coronation by their most important political exponent ( the pontiff ) as legitimate, it must be remembered that the Romanitas had many nuances, and was not limited only to the Constantinopolitan vision of it, so why not let's recognize that there were two ( equally correct ) ideas of what it was to be a Roman instead of limiting ourselves to the perennial problem of who was more "true" Roman than the other ( which however is a reductive and slightly idiotic argument ) let's say that I am more in tune with the opinion of Louis II in his Kaiserbreif sent to the court of Basil I, where he rightly stated that the Roman emperors came from various regions and peoples, so why couldn't there have been an Augustus of Frankish origin ?
 
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not German speaking but Germanic speaking, specifically Frankish, which Germans never spoke and it was phased out for French. The only modern people who speak a language related to Frankish are the Netherlanders, as far as I am aware.
And political identity has more to do with the state succession of France being the direct continuation of the Frankish realm, rather than any specific court language which evolved over time.
And due to the split succession shenanegans of the Franks, both Germany and France have a clear line of descent from the common ancestor that was the state of Francia. So it's a bit unfair to say Germans and French "appropriated" Charlemagne
I would also add Italy as an indirect daughter of the Carolingian empire, even if I prefer the version that my teacher used at school, that is to think of Charlemagne as the father of Europe, furthermore I hate the term Barbarian in reference to it ( since by doing so, we ignore the fact that for the Romans of the Urbe, who acclaimed him as Caesar ( and over the previous decades awarded him the title of senator and patrician, furthermore, already after the conquest of Pavia in 774, many people saw in Charles a revived Constantine, even people who were not part of his court ), he was not a " simple barbarian ", but rather a individual worthy of the purple and therefore willingly recognized his imperial coronation by their most important political exponent ( the pontiff ) as legitimate, it must be remembered that the Romanitas had many nuances, and was not limited only to the Constantinopolitan vision of it, so why not let's recognize that there were two ( equally correct ) ideas of what it was to be a Roman instead of limiting ourselves to the perennial problem of who was more "true" Roman than the other ( which however is a reductive and slightly idiotic argument ) let's say that I am more in tune with the opinion of Louis II in his Kaiserbreif sent to the court of Basil I, where he rightly stated that the Roman emperors came from various regions and peoples, so why couldn't there have been an Augustus of Frankish origin ?
It’s a joke in reference to the idea that Edward III would not be seen as English.
 
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